Of course you have to be safer at the Oscars, and the Met Ball is a costume extravaganza with the theme. I get that. This year is was Man vs. Machine.
HERE'S WHO SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME.........
MADONNA!!!!! I could go on, but.................. or butt..............
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| I love you, Gaga. I'm so sorry for tonight. Actually, your body looks good in this. I hate your hair. |
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| Chloe Moretz. Dumpy City. |
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| Katy Perry just plain scares me. |
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| Anna Kendrick. Frump City. |
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| Dakota Johnson |
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| Jennifer Connelly No. |
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| Kate Mara. Did you look in the mirror and like this? |
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| Lorde. "Posture Perfect." |
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| Kristen Stewart. Please get some help. |
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| Rachael McAdams. She really tried. It just wasn't flattering enough. |
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| Solange Knowles. Enough said. |
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| Saorise Ronan. So very talented. So little taste. |
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| Taylor Swift--Why is she fingernails on a blackboard to me? |
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| Irina Shayek. Not the right planet. |
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| Alicia Vikander. I hate it, but it's 100% theme |
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| Demi Lovato--Love your voice; hate your dress |
AND NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS
AND THESE GIRLS WERE GORGEOUS AND THEMED WELL. I AM AS SURPRISED AS YOU WILL BE BY WHO I LIKED
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| Kendall |
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| Kylie |
What can I say to you? Good is good.
AND THE VERY BEST?? JOURDAN DUNN
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| Jourdan Dunn |
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| Alessandra Ambrosio |
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| Claire Danes gorgeousness |
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| Emily Ratajkowski |
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| Jennifer Hudson |
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| Karolina Kurkova |
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| Lupita N'yong-o |
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| Nikki Minaj. I know it's weird, but the theme works. |
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| Beautiful Nicole Kidman |
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| Rita Ora. Yes, indeed. |
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| Zoe Saldana. Planet of the Birds...but amazing. |
SPECIAL MENTION:
AMY SCHUMER JARED LETO BEYONCE
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| I love her. I don't know what to make of this. It didn't even follow the theme. |
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| You handsome boy. Why did you wear black shoes???? I'm not suggesting you wear white, either. Silver would have been perfect. |
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| I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. |
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