Tuesday, March 26, 2013

RABBI JOAN RIVERS' PASSOVER DINNER

Yes, folks, each year Joan Rivers holds a Passover at her house. It started with about six people and now has grown to 30 and it's in Melissa's house. In past years, the waiters were dressed in Orthodox Jewish fur hats. One year I dressed as Charlize Theron in that horrible Oscar dress with big roses covering her breasts. That was a lively evening. This year I had a feeling she was going more formal, and it took all I could do not to wear my gorilla suit.

For hors d'oeuvres, Joan serves baby hot dogs, salmon gefilte fish on toothpicks, the best mini-potato pancakes in the world, and a veggie kabob. Dinner is chicken soup, brisket and mashed potatoes, and real dessert platters of chocolate cake and creme brulee. Of course macaroons appear on the table at some point. In past years she has given us bags of plagues to throw. This year there were too many people and the plagues or people would have ended up in the pool.

"TONIGHT WE ARE CHANGING THE FOUR QUESTIONS TO FIVE," SAID RABBI JOAN. "THE FIFTH QUESTION IS.....HOW COME LADY GAGA STILL HAS A CAREER?"
Tommie, Robert and Peter Tilden

Writer Kenny Solms

Sabrina, Cooper (Joan's grandson) realtor Conrad Hitchcock and Joan


Rabbi Joan on far left. Look how she had the flowers spotlighted from above in the tent!

Larry, Peter, Melissa, Danny and Tony

Yours truly and
old friend" Conrad

Rod Stewart's manager Arnold Stiefel

Edgar would be so happy to see me with Cooper.

The gorgeous table
Elegant Passover Hot Dogs!!!

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