Of course you have to be safer at the Oscars, and the Met Ball is a costume extravaganza with the theme. I get that. This year is was Man vs. Machine.
HERE'S WHO SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME.........
MADONNA!!!!! I could go on, but.................. or butt..............
|I love you, Gaga. I'm so sorry for tonight. Actually, your body looks good in this. I hate your hair.|
|Chloe Moretz. Dumpy City.|
|Katy Perry just plain scares me.|
|Anna Kendrick. Frump City.|
|Jennifer Connelly No.|
|Kate Mara. Did you look in the mirror and like this?|
|Lorde. "Posture Perfect."|
|Kristen Stewart. Please get some help.|
|Rachael McAdams. She really tried. It just wasn't flattering enough.|
|Solange Knowles. Enough said.|
|Saorise Ronan. So very talented. So little taste.|
|Taylor Swift--Why is she fingernails on a blackboard to me?|
|Irina Shayek. Not the right planet.|
|Alicia Vikander. I hate it, but it's 100% theme|
|Demi Lovato--Love your voice; hate your dress|
AND NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS
AND THESE GIRLS WERE GORGEOUS AND THEMED WELL. I AM AS SURPRISED AS YOU WILL BE BY WHO I LIKED
What can I say to you? Good is good.
AND THE VERY BEST?? JOURDAN DUNN
|Claire Danes gorgeousness|
|Nikki Minaj. I know it's weird, but the theme works.|
|Beautiful Nicole Kidman|
|Rita Ora. Yes, indeed.|
|Zoe Saldana. Planet of the Birds...but amazing.|
AMY SCHUMER JARED LETO BEYONCE
|I love her. I don't know what to make of this. It didn't even follow the theme.|
|You handsome boy. Why did you wear black shoes???? I'm not suggesting you wear white, either. Silver would have been perfect.|
|I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.|