Of course you have to be safer at the Oscars, and the Met Ball is a costume extravaganza with the theme. I get that. This year is was Man vs. Machine.
HERE'S WHO SHOULD HAVE STAYED HOME.........
MADONNA!!!!! I could go on, but.................. or butt..............
I love you, Gaga. I'm so sorry for tonight. Actually, your body looks good in this. I hate your hair. |
Chloe Moretz. Dumpy City. |
Katy Perry just plain scares me. |
Anna Kendrick. Frump City. |
Dakota Johnson |
Jennifer Connelly No. |
Kate Mara. Did you look in the mirror and like this? |
Lorde. "Posture Perfect." |
Kristen Stewart. Please get some help. |
Rachael McAdams. She really tried. It just wasn't flattering enough. |
Solange Knowles. Enough said. |
Saorise Ronan. So very talented. So little taste. |
Taylor Swift--Why is she fingernails on a blackboard to me? |
Irina Shayek. Not the right planet. |
Alicia Vikander. I hate it, but it's 100% theme |
Demi Lovato--Love your voice; hate your dress |
AND NOW FOR THE GOOD NEWS
AND THESE GIRLS WERE GORGEOUS AND THEMED WELL. I AM AS SURPRISED AS YOU WILL BE BY WHO I LIKED
KIM AND KANYE
Kendall |
Kylie |
What can I say to you? Good is good.
AND THE VERY BEST?? JOURDAN DUNN
Jourdan Dunn |
Alessandra Ambrosio |
Claire Danes gorgeousness |
Emily Ratajkowski |
Jennifer Hudson |
Karolina Kurkova |
Lupita N'yong-o |
Nikki Minaj. I know it's weird, but the theme works. |
Beautiful Nicole Kidman |
Rita Ora. Yes, indeed. |
Zoe Saldana. Planet of the Birds...but amazing. |
SPECIAL MENTION:
AMY SCHUMER JARED LETO BEYONCE
I love her. I don't know what to make of this. It didn't even follow the theme. |
You handsome boy. Why did you wear black shoes???? I'm not suggesting you wear white, either. Silver would have been perfect. |
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. |
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