Monday, October 31, 2016

BEHIND THE SCENES OF DANCING WITH THE STARS--WHAT YOU DON'T SEE

         
          WHAT YOU NEVER SAW






VAL CHMERKOVSKIY and LAURIE HERNANDEZ danced to "Pure Imagination." It was Laurie who discovered Jane's version and asked the show to let them dance to it. Val and Laurie were standing right next to where Jane and I were sitting (right next to the stage) and when Val introduced Laurie to Jane, her jaw dropped and her eyes opened wide. It was a total surprise to Laurie. I, of course, told Val earlier, that he was Jane's favorite dancer. There was a moment on stage when there was a commercial that Val looked right at Jane and winked at her. Ok So maybe Jane and I felt like teenagers, but it was SO CUTE. Thank you, Val, for getting us the great seats. And you and Laurie really deserved those 10s.



SHARNA BURGESS hurt her knee badly last week and couldn't dance with JAMES HINCHCLIFFE. James had to switch partners and was now dancing with Jenna. What the audience didn't see was Sharna, standing on stage next to James, hugging him, giving him last minute instructions, and wishing Jenna good luck. She literally was on stage until two seconds before they were back live.



RYAN LOCHTE had to be on stage at the beginning of his number ,while Cheryl was on the dance floor. Two male pros were with him because they were dancing at the top of the number. Ryan's arms were shaking and he said, "I just can't relax." With that, one of the two dancers started rubbing Ryan's shoulders saying, "There, there man. You'll be ok."



IF JANA KRAMER AND HER DANCING PRO GLEB aren't having an affair, they should be. Off-camera they were very "familiar." I hope it's true. She deserves gorgeous Gleb.



Just before DEREK HOUGH and MARILU HENNER were going to dance, they took their places during commercial. She was on stage; he was on the floor. He could see how nervous she was, and he ran back to the stage to take her hands and say, "It's ok. You're going to be great." He made it back to his mark with one second to spare before the lights came up. 

OK. So, I'm a bit sappy I thought it was all very sweet. 


AND, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JANE----- 

YOUR DANCING WITH THE STARS DREAM CAME TRUE

Hanging in the green room--U-Jung Jung, Jane's bestie, Jane and Me





 Yup. She's practically on stage!
Laurie and Val thanking Jane for her song


 







Sunday, October 30, 2016

HAPPY HALLOWEEN! I'LL BE AT DANCING WITH THE STARS!!!!!!






PATTI DAVIS HONORS HER FATHER WITH HER "BEYOND ALZHEIMER'S" CHARITY



ALEXANDRA DWEK'S FRIENDS WITH CAUSES 
SHINES A LIGHT ON ALZHEIMER'S

Patti Davis and Kate Edelman Johnson

"When my father first got sick there was no place I could go for information on Alzheimer's. I couldn't find support groups; there was no one to talk to. People AND hospitals don't really like to talk about it. They think Alzheimer's is a dirty little secret. A while back a major hospital in Los Angeles I was working with for a period of time told me that they don't try very hard at all to even seek donations for Alzheimer's because it 'isn't sexy.' Can you believe that?"

Well, Patti decided to take matters into her own hands and founded Beyond Alzheimer's, a support group for the families and loved ones of those with the disease. Wonderful St. John's Hospital is working with her by providing space and experts to talk to her group. Patti has personally been leading a support group every Tuesday and Thursday for years. After losing her father she has chosen to devote her life to helping. I was extremely impressed with the remarkable woman she is.

"My father had Alzheimer's, but his soul did not. I always had a feeling he was 'in there,' and I was right. When he started getting really sick, his blue eyes turned gray and vacant. They were that way for years. Just before he died, my mother and I were sitting on the bed. Suddenly he opened them and looked right at her. His eyes were back to that bright blue and he looked completely conscious and clear the way he did before he got sick. He was absolutely present to say good bye to my mother. I was right. His soul was there all along," said Patti.

But to be successful in keeping a charity going, you need a special angel. When Patti lost the funding of the prior hospital she was with, in stepped Kate Edelman Johnson, whose husband, Deane F. Johnson, also died of the disease.

"My husband was chairman of O'Melveny & Myers, a director of Time-Warner, president of the Pittsburgh Pirates, a trustee of AFI and Cal Tech, and served on many boards. It was heartbreaking watching him be robbed of his life. I am determined to do everything I can to fund research to end this terrible disease. I created a foundation in his name, and when I heard about what Patti was doing I had to help," said Johnson, fighting back tears.

"Alzheimer's devastates families, and another subject people don't talk enough about is caregivers. My sister has been diagnosed now with the disease, and I'm going through it all over again. Fortunately, my husband's caregiver, Anne McEvoy, is taking care of my sister, too. She's here tonight and is one of the most incredible people Ive ever known."

We all started applauding, many of us with tears in our eyes. It was a very moving evening. This is what makes Friends with Causes so great. We get up close and personal with the hands-on people making these private, personal fights to make this a better world. 



Caregiver Anne McEvoy and Katy Strouk

Ann Archer

Vanessa Sandin, Donna Antebi, Me, Barbara Grant Jaynes

Lisa Jarien and Joyce Arad





Leslie McMorrow and Heidi Johnson

Hope Smith and Megan Aubrey



Meg Thomas, Alison Bette (standing) and Linda Jensen





 








Saturday, October 29, 2016

MY 'UNCLE NORMAN' HAS DIED. I LOVED HIM AS IF HE WERE MY REAL UNCLE

Norman Brokaw was my father's friend who took me under his wing when I first became a columnist. He was like my uncle, and we had lunch and worked together for over 40 years. I am heartbroken, but so grateful he is free.

He was a beloved man who took me to Hillcrest Country Club,  the Beverly Hills Hotel, or Spago many times a year. He was also Kim Novak's agent (among many other huge stars) for her entire career.

"Even though I knew it was coming, I am in shock at the loss of my friend," said Kim. "I've known him since he was the messenger who delivered scripts to my house and then rose all the way to chairman of the board. He will be in my heart forever. All my love to his wife, Marguerite, and their family."

 

And a special thank you from Kim and me to Mary Feinberg, Norman's assistant for decades, who, until this very morning, was still at her desk doing an extraordinary job for Norman. God bless you, Mary.

 

Norman Brokaw, Innovative, Powerful Agent at William Morris, Dies at 89


Norman Brokaw Dead
AP Photo/Chris Pizzello

William Morris agent Norman Brokaw, who rose from the mailroom of the fabled agency to chairman-CEO in a career that spanned seven decades, has died at home in Beverly Hills. He was 89.
Brokaw packaged talent for radio, paving the way for similar, highly lucrative agency efforts in television and, indeed, helped start WMA’s television division, luring major film stars to TV. His contract negotiations for actress Kim Novak led to increased profit participation deals for talent, and he guided the career of Bill Cosby. Brokaw was also a pioneer in signing sports stars to talent deals.
In 1943, the 15-year-old Brokaw was employed delivering mail for Morris at $25 a week, and he became the first employee to use this route to becoming an agent, paving the way for countless other agents and executives including Michael Ovitz, Barry Diller, Sue Mengers and David Geffen. He was the nephew of Morris agent Johnny Hyde and rose by getting to know the inner workings of the agency.
One of his duties was to travel across town to the major studios to retrieve weekly paychecks for the agency’s clients. This job not only gave him entree to the hallowed offices of top studio executives but made him privy to the salaries of both major and minor players. That information proved to be his ticket out of the mailroom. “One day, while I was serving coffee at a motion picture department meeting,” he recalled, “one of the agents was discussing a particular actor’s asking price, which he said was at $4,500 a week. Without thinking, I blurted out, ‘Four thousand.’ ”
His knowledge and attention to detail was rewarded. He was initially assigned to help out with vaudeville and radio clients as Morris’ first junior agent under Ben Holzman, who represented such talents as Al Jolson and Eddie Cantor.
Brokaw developed radio programs by integrating talent repped by the agency — writers, producers, stars and directors — work that provided the foundation for TV packaging.
In the early ’50s he was commandeered by then-agency head Abe Lastfogel to help start the agency’s television division. “My first thought was, Is this a step backwards?” he once recalled. Lastfogel assured him that television was the future.

(Photo by Catherine Leroy; Courtesy of Brokaw family)
Brokaw was a pioneer in coaxing major feature film names to the medium, starting with Loretta Young and Barbara Stanwyck. He later personally guided the enormously successful career of Bill Cosby. Among his other clients were Marilyn Monroe, Natalie Wood, Clint Eastwood, Andy Griffith, Kim Novak, Danny Thomas and Hank Aaron. His contract negotiation for Novak in the mid-’50s was a turning point for actors, increasing their power to command profit participation in their films.
When the agency was looking to further expand its base of operation in the 1970s, Brokaw signed major sports figures like Mark Spitz, skater Linda Fratianne and baseballers Hank Aaron and Steve Garvey and political names such as former president Gerald Ford and his wife under the agency umbrella, developing multimedia, multimillion-dollar deals for them that went beyond the typical product endorsements. He added similar clients in former surgeon general C. Everett Koop and Israel’s Menachem Begin and negotiated international deals for President Jimmy Carter and Henry Kissinger.
In 1976, he broadened his duties by signing television news personalities starting with Kelly Lange. The agency later signed Hugh Downs, Jane Pauley, Leslie Stahl and Geraldo Rivera. In later years he also signed O.J. Simpson prosecutors Marcia Clark and Christopher Darden to major book and television deals. More recent clients included Brooke Shields, Priscilla Presley, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Ivana Trump, Tony Randall and Mary Hart.
Brokaw was born in New York and moved to Los Angeles in his teens. By 1951 he was a senior agent in motion pictures and television and in 1974 was named a worldwide vice president of William Morris.
Taking actors with some film profile like Barbara Britton, Diane Lynn and Wanda Hendrix as well as B-movie directors who could work on tight budgets and abbreviated schedules, Brokaw helped fill the rosters of the fledgling medium of television. By packaging major names like Young and Stanwyck for TV, he helped legitimize the medium for bigscreen stars and extend their careers well into middle age. Other Brokaw clients soon followed, including Susan Hayward and Ann Sothern.
But his greatest coup was guiding Cosby’s career into an entertainment empire, starting with Brokaw’s suggestion to producer Sheldon Leonard that he sign Cosby as Robert Culp’s co-star on the series “I Spy.” That made Cosby the first African-American cast as a top star in a network television series By the mid-’80s Cosby was back and bigger than ever with “The Cosby Show,” which generated more than $1 billion in revenues.
Cosby left WME for CAA in 2012, ending his 48-year association with Brokaw. That concluded one of the longest agent-star relationships in the history of the business.
In 1989 Brokaw was elected president and chief executive officer of the agency and in 1991 he moved up to chairman and CEO.
In the wake of the 2009 merger of the William Morris Agency and Endeavor, Brokaw was named chairman emeritus of the newly christened WME. He was still actively representing his roster: Cosby, Presley, Ivana and Ivanka Trump and Novak, as well as some writers.
In August 2010 Brokaw received the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences’ Governors Award, which salutes an individual, company or organization that has made a substantial impact and demonstrated the extraordinary use of television. He became the first agent ever to receive the honor.
“Norman’s extraordinary career achievements have helped shape the entertainment industry and its ‘best practices’ rules of business,” TV Academy chairman-CEO John Shaffner said.
Brokaw also maintained a profile as a philanthropist, serving on the board of directors of Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital. In addition Brokaw was president and co-founder of the Betty Ford Cancer Center.
He was a long-standing member of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences.
Brokaw leaves behind his wife, Marguerite Longley, six children and four grandchildren.

Friday, October 28, 2016

MY PERSONAL, TERRIFYING POLICE INCIDENT TODAY


LISTEN TO THIS STORY. WHAT YOU HEAR ON THE NEW CAN HAPPEN TO YOU




I was driving down a main street today taking a friend to the airport. I had made a turn fro a side street onto the main street. Within a few seconds a small yellow sedan started following me, honking, and trying to cut me off. He followed too closely from behind and was honking; he went to the side and tried to push me to the side; he went in front and tried to block me. Then man inside was yelling.

I had to stop at a light and he held up an LAPD badge, but it wasn't in the customary small black folding case or the black holder. The badge was on a long strap at the top, and the letters LAPD were on bold, vertically below. I put down my window a bit and he yelled, "Pull over. I've been following you since that turn." He was very angry.

I looked around very carefully. He was not driving a police car. It was a yellow, not-made-in-US car, and IT HAD NO LICENSE PLATES. You know how when you have a new car and drive it off the lot it has paper where the plates are supposed to be? I also noticed there was no ID sticker on the windshield.

Without getting into too many traceable details, he was not born in the U.S. I could tell by his accent. He was wearing plain clothes that looked like they came from Brooks Bros. In no way did he look like any kind of policeman.

When he yelled again to pull over I yelled back, "No! I don't believe you are a policeman! I am not resisting arrest. I'm going to call the police on YOU!"

He kept yelling, and my window was down enough so he could hear. He saw me dial my phone and I held it up to him as he heard me describe him and his car to the police.

"Do you hear me? I'm talking to the police right now!" I shouted and pointed to the phone.

And then he drove off.

I made sure that I gave the police my name, number, car type, and license, so in case he tried anything funny, or in case another "policeman" or real policeman came by, my report would be on record and no games could take place. The police on the other end of the line were sending officers to find him and his car. I gave them his location.

You see things like this on the news and you hear about fake policemen in uniform pulling women over to assault them.


Well...............not on my watch. I don't care who you think you are, or what badge you flash. You've heard the expression "safety first?" Well, where I'm concerned it's MINE.

CONGRATULATIONS JANE MONHEIT and "DANCING WITH THE STARS!"



JANE MONHEIT'S SONG, 'PURE IMAGINATION" HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY LAURIE HERNANDEZ AND VAL CHMERKOVSKIY TO DANCE TO THIS MONDAY NIGHT




OMG!!!! OMG!!!!



Olympic Gold Medalist Laurie Hernandez is a huge fan of Jane's, and suggested the song to Val. God Bless Laurie's good taste. She's giving Jane an incredible present. Jane is "Dancing" freak, and has watched every single episode. And, her favorite dancer is Val.
For years, each time I go to the show and see Val, I send her a picture of us. It has become a "thing." For us to be able to go together now to see them dance to her song....

Saturday, October 22, 2016

SCROTOX---THE LATEST "COSMETIC ENHANCEMENT" PROCEDURE



DO YOU THINK I'M KIDDING? I'M NOT. IF A WOMAN CAN HAVE A VAGINAL "REJUVENATION" WHY CAN'T A MAN "BEAUTIFY" A NOT NECESSARILY LOVELY PART OF HIS BODY, TOO?

SCROTOX------BOTOX FOR THE SCROTUM. IT'S REAL AND IT'S HAPPENING NOW. IT'S SMOOTHS OUT THOSE UNSIGHTLY WRINKLES......


Why I am I posting things like Talluluah Willis' disgusting porn shot or talking about SCROTOX right now? Because I'm sick of politics and we all need some distractions.

You're welcome.

NFL FOOTBALL RATINGS CRASH AS PLAYERS DISRESPECT OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM









As Colin Kaepernick continues to drop to a knee, so do the NFL’s ratings.

A new survey of Americans who identify themselves as football fans found that a majority of them have been watching fewer pro games this year because they are sick of seeing the San Francisco 49ers quarterback and other athletes refusing to stand for the national anthem.
 
A whopping 40 percent of the 1,136 people questioned in the Yahoo/YouGov poll said they were turned off by the protests, while another 31 percent cited a “lack of opportunity” to watch the NFL.

As for the people who are up in arms over Kaepernick’s refusal to stand, more than half of the respondents were age 55 and over, while only 13 percent were age 18 to 34.
And it’s not just football fans who are peeved.
In similar polls involving the other three major professional sports, 17 percent of NBA fans said they would watch fewer games if they involved similar protests, 28 percent of baseball fans said they too would stop watching, and 31 percent of hockey fans said they would as well.
Kaepernick has been taking a knee during the national anthem since the NFL preseason and a slew of players have joined him.

Friday, October 21, 2016

BRUCE WILLIS AND DEMI MOORE--HOW NOT TO BRING UP A CHILD



DISGUSTING, PATHETIC TALLULAH WILLIS

WHERE WERE HER PARENTS WHEN SHE WAS GROWING UP?



WHY AM I PUTTING THIS IN PRINT? BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAS TO SHOW THIS AND SAY IT'S NOT OK. How can a child be reared to think this is ok? Don't anybody tell me that as a free adult she has the right to do this and use that as an excuse. Parents have to instill values from the moment the child is born. Obviously that was not done here. If they had, she would have not made this kind of choice. Bruce Willis and Demi Moore---NOT role models. You have only yourselves to blame. Shame on all of you

A TYPICAL PALM SPRINGS NIGHT



YOU GO OUT FOR JAPANESE FOOD. IT'S JUST SUPPOSED TO BE A SIMPLE NIGHT.


WELL, FIRST, LUCIE AND I HAD FACIALS. WHAT DO YOU THINK?



I THINK WE'VE NEVER LOOKED BETTER


THEN WE NEEDED WARDROBE FOR OUR NEW BELLY DANCING LESSONS 




 

ON THE WAY HOME, WE WERE INTRIGUED BY THIS SIGN.


Think 1950s, 60s Trader Vic's or Don the Beachcomber with Mai Tais, Scorpions, and Pupu platters. It doesn't get better than this.

Thursday, October 20, 2016

IMAGES OF THE DAY. IT'S WHERE MY MIND WANTS TO BE.



I WOKE UP TODAY AND SAW THIS......A MORNING MOON








The beauty and peace just overwhelmed me. Our world is so ugly and undignified right now, that I really appreciate images that take me away from reality. Although, I admit, I have chosen to live in a new reality (or location).

I went outside to drink it in. After a while, I decided to just read for pleasure. I opened my copy of TOWN AND COUNTRY, my favorite magazine, and saw this.....


It's an ad for Cartier's new store on Fifth Avenue. I couldn't believe the genius of it.

As I leafed through the magazine, images started jumping out at me because of design and beauty. Maybe this is some form of "therapy" today. Who knows?

Here's what has made me so joyous today:

 Audemars Piguet
Baccarat's new crystal rings!!!!! I want one!

What an extraordinary design for this Van Cleef bracelet

Audemars Piguet





 I don't care for this Chopard watch because the design is "too wussy" for me, but it IS unique.

These perfume bottles are designed by Christian Louboutin for his new line of perfumes. I'm allergic to perfume, but not his shoes. One could empty the bottle and wash all fragrance away and place it on a dressing table. I'm going to have to do that. They are breathtaking.


So.....there's MY day!

WAY TO GO CHRIS WALLACE!!!!!


CONGRATULATIONS, CHRIS! FINALLY WE HAVE A MODERATOR WHO CAN SPEAK UP, OVER, AND AROUND THE CANDIDATES TO MAINTAIN SOME KIND OF CONTROL AND FOCUS.





THE LOSERS: LESTER HOLT AND MATT LAUER (EVEN THOUGH MATT HOSTED A TOWN HALL FORMAT, NOT A DEBATE) Lester, you just didn't get it done. Matt, you were embarrassing.





And Anderson Cooper and Martha Raddatz---You both are still terrific in my book.



SPECIAL MENTION: The vice presidential debate moderator Elaine Quijano of CBS News. It would have been nice if they'd put the camera on you a couple of times.

I'm sure Trump would have preferred Elaine as his moderator


Monday, October 17, 2016

THE LOST ART OF ENUNCIATION


MY GENERALIZATION----NO ONE UNDER THE AGE OF 30 TODAY KNOWS HOW TO ENUNCIATE.





THAT IS A GENERALIZATION I KNOW, BUT HERE'S AN EXAMPLE OF MY MORNING:


My phone rang and I was connected to a paint store where my order was ready. I asked the young lady to read off my whole order to make sure the colors and finishes were correct. She spoke so quickly, with ABSOLUTELY NO ANNUNCIATION, plus she put the word LIKE in between words for no reason. I stopped her and said, "I need you to start over, slow down and read everything clearly."

Second call---It was a voice mail and the voice said this is (whoever) from  "dsfhjaklahfajrfar." That's what it sounded like. I was curious, so I called the number. A young man answered and said, " This is Hlhjklssasds from Sdjaskdfasdkjh."

I said, "I can't understand a word you said. Start again, speak slowly and please pronounce your words."

He said, "This is Jeff calling from Saks Fifth Avenue."

I guarantee you that it was the first time he was intelligible.


I have a mind to call the GM of Saks in Palm Desert and get him fired. These companies that don't even recognize that their employees must present themselves verbally as professionals need to have training themselves. This is happening everywhere.

I blame the parents and I blame the internet. How could kids learn how to speak or interact with people when they don't have to? They are glued to screens that don't use spoken language.

I am so disgusted.

And, P.S. If you really want to slit your throat, watch the Kardashians or any of their ancillary shows and count the number of "likes" in a sentence. 

------ HOLD ON------

I swear to you, just as I was about to post this, my phone rang. I picked it up. It was an unsolicited call from an American computer company trying to sell me something, only the guy speaking had thick Indian accent, and clearly was not calling from this country.  I hung up on him. I almost took a hammer and smashed my iphone out of frustration.

 

Saturday, October 15, 2016

ELEVEN-YEAR-OLDS ON OUR ELECTION---MY INFORMAL INVESTIGATION


WHAT DO AMERICA'S CHILDREN THINK?


No faces are shown to protect the innocent





Yesterday, I was at a local pizza place in my neighborhood having lunch with my friend, Elizabeth Keener. Pretty soon, about 16 kids from the neighborhood Catholic school walked in and sat down at three different tables. I couldn't believe that they were unsupervised. There were no parents anywhere. My mother wouldn't let me go anywhere unaccompanied til I was 23! (Well, almost). My, how times I have changed.

These kids were having very lively conversation, and then I heard one of them say the word, "Trump." I just had to go over and talk to them. This election season is the sickest in history, but to these kids, it may be the FIRST one they've ever really experienced. They never saw a civilized Reagan-Carter debate. What on earth could they be thinking?

I asked them if they were aware of the election They all responded with a very enthusiastic yes. "Our teachers talk about it every day in school."

Did you watch the last debate? Yes, they did

Here are their comments:

"That man sure makes funny faces."

"He says mean things."

"Why does he keep talking about Bill? He's not running"

"Hillary works hard. She has experience."

"My parents think he's crazy."

And then I asked, "Does anybody realize that this is the first woman who has ever run for president and how important that is?"

They looked at me with blank faces  Seeing a woman run is their norm. Thank God. Talking to these eleven-year-olds actually gave me hope.


Friday, October 14, 2016

BILLY BUSH MAY GET $10 MILLION FROM NBC TO SETTLE HIS CONTRACT


BILLY BUSH--HE'S A PIG, TOO. AT LEAST HE'S NOT RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT



AND, BY THE WAY, BEFORE THE TAPE CAME TO LIGHT, TOP HOLLYWOOD PUBLICISTS WERE ALREADY NOT ALLOWING HIM TO INTERVIEW THEIR CLIENTS BECAUSE BILLY WAS SO RUDE AND INAPPROPRIATE.

The TODAY SHOW producers were already aware of this problem and recognized their "bad hire." How stupid were they? Anyone watching him on ACCESS could see who really was. He never should have gotten the job in the first place

Won't it be fun to watch and see who hires him next? Whoever it is is a ratings whore who cares nothing about doing the right thing. I can't wait to see who it is.

Wednesday, October 12, 2016

MILEY CYRUS----I'VE CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT HER


HOW MILEY CYRUS CHANGED MY MIND



Take a look at these....







Miley Cyrus was a show biz child star who chafed at the bit of being a goody two shoes Disney moppet. She had talent, but as soon as she was able, she went off the rails. I thought her public sexual antics and performances were disgusting and sent a TERRIBLE message to young teen girls. I still hold her responsible for hurting society at a certain point. And who can forget her performance with Robin Thicke on MTV?

I thought she was a goner. Either drugs would do her in, or she would just flame out. I found her repulsive in every way.

And then she did something I never expected. She grew up and wised up.



If you watch her on THE VOICE, you see a caring young woman, filled with feelings, living life authentically, and freely being who she is. While she's not going to be joining the Junior League anytime soon, she has evolved into a pretty darn good young adult. I ask you to watch the show and see how she interacts withe the singers she is mentoring. I really like her! OMG!

She is back to being with Liam Hemsworth again, and it seems to be going well. He does not appear to be the kind of guy who wants the "old Miley." In fact, he broke off the engagement to her back then. But look at who they are now.



I really wish her well. I hope that the young girls she damaged have grown up with her.
Keep it up, Miley. We're all with you. Try not to slip.