THIS IS NOT A JOKE. Now that I've read it, I have a whole new outlook on toilets. I never fantasized about them with food........
I'm not laughing, and I'm nauseated
FROM EATER LA---
Sadly, not all chairs are toilet seats, and none of the toilets have water tanks attached. Thankfully, seat covers are employed, and no one's actually forced to cop a squat while downing dishes so lovingly named: "black poop" (chocolate sundae), "smells-like-poop" (braised pork over rice), "constipation" (zha jiang mian), "bloody number two" (vanilla-strawberry sundae). For an Alinea-esque multi-sensory dining experience, it's best to order the stinky tofu for the pleasant malodor.
The restrooms themselves are relatively tame, as is the Taiwanese-cafe inspired menu. Magic Restroom is open 11 a.m. to 11 p.m. Valet is free at the Four Seasons Plaza.